So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33160. | Kevin (vortex_alley) | 46.76 | 89% | 2016-01-12 |
| 33161. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 46.75 | 85% | 2016-07-28 |
| 33162. | Dev (darkpi) | 46.75 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 33163. | ilyas (nooblearns) | 46.75 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 33164. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 46.75 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33165. | Luke (frag_pumpkin) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 33166. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33167. | frosty (frosty59) | 46.74 | 95.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33168. | Kenneth (kenneth573) | 46.74 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 33169. | Pepe Lasalle (pepelasalle) | 46.74 | 86% | 2012-08-24 |
| 33170. | Leiz klade (leiz) | 46.74 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 33171. | a (vanazkan) | 46.73 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 33172. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 46.73 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 33173. | Newton (newtondubey) | 46.72 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 33174. | song (songjing) | 46.70 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 33175. | Kim (longoanh) | 46.70 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 33176. | marcish (marcish05) | 46.69 | 85% | 2013-01-03 |
| 33177. | Milney (yelp) | 46.69 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 33178. | abdul (abduljabbar) | 46.69 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 33179. | KG_92 (monkey_kg92) | 46.69 | 91% | 2011-06-11 |
| 33180. | keattipol (kinhkonh123) | 46.69 | 93% | 2012-07-07 |
| 33181. | Pee-On-Yee (peeonyee) | 46.69 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 33182. | Andrew (amharder) | 46.68 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 33183. | gatsby (batyousef) | 46.67 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33184. | jiji (jiji123) | 46.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33185. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 33186. | utvietnguyen (utvietnguyen) | 46.67 | 92% | 2014-11-12 |
| 33187. | Akash (akashhh99) | 46.67 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 33188. | Binh (abyman) | 46.67 | 90% | 2011-09-26 |
| 33189. | kittycake1672 (kittycake1672) | 46.66 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |