The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24208. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 65.26 | 97% | 2011-11-21 |
| 24209. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 65.26 | 97% | 2015-03-10 |
| 24210. | Joelle (abbyaguas) | 65.25 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 24211. | MJ (mmjj) | 65.25 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 24212. | best (bigdaddyshu) | 65.25 | 87% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24213. | Ole (olenord) | 65.24 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 24214. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 65.24 | 95.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 24215. | Zena (shin3100) | 65.24 | 97% | 2014-07-20 |
| 24216. | Harry (akiramonster) | 65.24 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 24217. | Thunderer (thunderer) | 65.23 | 94% | 2012-03-30 |
| 24218. | Janis (janisl1993) | 65.23 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24219. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 65.23 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 24220. | Mis94 (mis94) | 65.23 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 24221. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 65.23 | 93% | 2012-12-15 |
| 24222. | yo (yogeshk) | 65.23 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 24223. | Rico (satoshi44) | 65.23 | 93% | 2016-03-20 |
| 24224. | sean (yellowcoon) | 65.22 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 24225. | shaun (evilclam) | 65.22 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 24226. | Michael (mspain0729) | 65.22 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 24227. | akram (akrambr) | 65.22 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 24228. | Don (donanonymous) | 65.22 | 96% | 2017-12-05 |
| 24229. | hi (hi__) | 65.22 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 24230. | Shafaqat (shafaqatali) | 65.22 | 97% | 2012-11-14 |
| 24231. | Rimo (amir_nafe) | 65.21 | 96.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 24232. | Ricardo (renucleo) | 65.21 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24233. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 65.21 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 24234. | Pakistan (ilovepakistan) | 65.21 | 89% | 2014-02-01 |
| 24235. | fthe (fthe) | 65.20 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 24236. | sky (elsecaller) | 65.20 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 24237. | khan (asif_ali) | 65.20 | 95% | 2013-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |