As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14234. | king (thermaltyper) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 14235. | Marek (maruszyn) | 73.85 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
| 14236. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 73.85 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 14237. | Susan (susantang) | 73.84 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 14238. | Nerx (rshield) | 73.84 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 14239. | burger (jill1522) | 73.84 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14240. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 73.84 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| 14241. | Luis (regneva17) | 73.84 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14242. | Jonathan (sirjoblo) | 73.83 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 14243. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 73.83 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14244. | k9cb (k9cb) | 73.83 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 14245. | Temirkul (temirkul) | 73.83 | 99% | 2018-07-12 |
| 14246. | Tristan (tristino_1) | 73.83 | 95.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14247. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 73.83 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 14248. | Christian Darcy (ozchrisoa) | 73.83 | 97% | 2017-02-07 |
| 14249. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 73.83 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 14250. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 73.82 | 95.5% | 2025-03-04 |
| 14251. | Lastre (lastre) | 73.82 | 97% | 2017-01-11 |
| 14252. | Jason (zidea) | 73.82 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14253. | Acama (acama) | 73.82 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 14254. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 73.82 | 98% | 2015-06-23 |
| 14255. | rajiun (rajiun) | 73.81 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 14256. | matt (takatoasti) | 73.81 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 14257. | Dino (_dino_) | 73.81 | 100% | 2019-12-31 |
| 14258. | nzwi (nzwi) | 73.81 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 14259. | Gregorio (dervock) | 73.81 | 94% | 2017-03-27 |
| 14260. | Faizan (faizanbhait) | 73.80 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14261. | Mick (_mickey_) | 73.80 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 14262. | elemental (asy_coder) | 73.80 | 97.1% | 2024-05-18 |
| 14263. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 73.80 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |