And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17377. | Phil (philanderadriaan) | 83.61 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 17378. | Sasha Grey (sashagrey) | 83.61 | 95% | 2014-10-19 |
| 17379. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 83.60 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 17380. | kid (nqh1010) | 83.60 | 99% | 2015-01-02 |
| 17381. | Amanda (tropicaltuna) | 83.60 | 98% | 2011-07-05 |
| 17382. | PATH (aperson2003) | 83.60 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17383. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17384. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 83.60 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 17385. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 83.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17386. | Justas (kiomiix19) | 83.60 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 17387. | danny (brrrgandy) | 83.60 | 96% | 2018-06-14 |
| 17388. | Keira (keiradawn) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 17389. | Dima (zormik) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 17390. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 83.60 | 95% | 2014-01-03 |
| 17391. | Spridic (spridic) | 83.60 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 17392. | Chris (chalcrow) | 83.60 | 96% | 2015-07-10 |
| 17393. | Reezy (reezy02) | 83.59 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 17394. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 83.59 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17395. | raphael (rfal10) | 83.59 | 98% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17396. | Blaze (klblaz) | 83.59 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 17397. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 83.59 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 17398. | Nathaniel (zarrakk) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 17399. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 83.59 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 17400. | Donald (dmasterman13) | 83.59 | 92% | 2012-04-21 |
| 17401. | Enzo (crazie) | 83.59 | 91% | 2014-09-21 |
| 17402. | Grimes (grimesz) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-12-19 |
| 17403. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 83.58 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 17404. | Mats (uxorialrook) | 83.58 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 17405. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 83.58 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 17406. | sultan (sultan_sasangka) | 83.58 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |