So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10017. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 85.47 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 10018. | hoku⨠(hokuyato) | 85.47 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 10019. | Bob (cloud_phantom) | 85.47 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 10020. | Smart (manmilk_milkman) | 85.47 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 10021. | yasin (yasin321) | 85.46 | 18% | 2016-05-25 |
| 10022. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 85.46 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 10023. | Shubby (shubby) | 85.46 | 93% | 2015-07-09 |
| 10024. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 85.46 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 10025. | Kevin (kjax) | 85.45 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 10026. | ASDFG (jassanna) | 85.45 | 90% | 2011-12-09 |
| 10027. | Trung (trung_t) | 85.45 | 92% | 2013-01-15 |
| 10028. | Drongo (drongo) | 85.45 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 10029. | DvorakNannoo (dvoraknannoo) | 85.45 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 10030. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 85.45 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 10031. | m (ogtong) | 85.44 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 10032. | MeeTree (nyalon) | 85.44 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
| 10033. | Anthony (mistalod) | 85.43 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 10034. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 85.43 | 96.2% | 2023-10-07 |
| 10035. | Malissa (malissa07) | 85.43 | 91% | 2015-04-02 |
| 10036. | Abdullaah (yeetzies) | 85.43 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10037. | Marzy (morzi) | 85.43 | 97% | 2012-08-04 |
| 10038. | Basil (basil_abs) | 85.43 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 10039. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 85.43 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 10040. | Jay (kebbabie) | 85.42 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10041. | Naren (bearcum) | 85.42 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 10042. | wizkorea (chrisy00) | 85.42 | 95% | 2016-03-31 |
| 10043. | Luke (povman) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 10044. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 85.42 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 10045. | Alex (l3attman) | 85.42 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 10046. | Chris (emrick) | 85.42 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |