Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3595. | Guest (gallery) | 104.60 | 92% | 2012-08-20 |
| 3596. | Devon (colemak_is_fun) | 104.59 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3597. | Ilia (isilisi) | 104.59 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3598. | Brad (brad0824) | 104.59 | 98% | 2011-05-18 |
| 3599. | get_on_board (get_on_board) | 104.58 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3600. | tstats[ioannisvrynios] (ioa... | 104.57 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 3601. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 104.56 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 3602. | MinheeMaster (minheemaster) | 104.56 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 3603. | Hewwo (tytytypeeeee) | 104.56 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 3604. | (treje) | 104.55 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 3605. | Kyle (kyle96) | 104.55 | 91% | 2012-11-01 |
| 3606. | Chirag (acureon) | 104.55 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 3607. | Sandpiper (krafty) | 104.54 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 3608. | Carl (tjdajm) | 104.54 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 3609. | max (roflmax) | 104.54 | 100% | 2013-07-25 |
| 3610. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 104.53 | 99.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 3611. | Sean (esea) | 104.52 | 99% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3612. | yd110 (yeetusdeletus110) | 104.52 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 3613. | Myramong (myramong) | 104.52 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 3614. | Jaris (xersai) | 104.51 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3615. | Noodles (oodlesofnoodles) | 104.50 | 99% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3616. | Evelyn (emg123) | 104.50 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 3617. | Morgan (piles_of_ennui) | 104.50 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 3618. | Bobol (hr3f) | 104.50 | 98% | 2013-11-29 |
| 3619. | Kelvin (avrex) | 104.49 | 87% | 2012-08-29 |
| 3620. | Zac (bruzabrocka) | 104.48 | 99% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3621. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 104.48 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3622. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 104.46 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 3623. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 104.46 | 98% | 2014-02-01 |
| 3624. | Sun (sunwalker2) | 104.46 | 98% | 2016-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |