So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20890. | janice (ctc_janice) | 66.73 | 90% | 2011-11-10 |
| 20891. | Alex (avexti) | 66.73 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 20892. | duckie (ameneul) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 20893. | Professor (professorprotons) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 20894. | Lee (enelledee) | 66.72 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 20895. | moshpad (moshpad) | 66.72 | 94% | 2011-11-01 |
| 20896. | Biased (biased) | 66.72 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20897. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.72 | 96% | 2016-04-24 |
| 20898. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 20899. | practicing (mio17) | 66.71 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 20900. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 66.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 20901. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20902. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20903. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 20904. | ynner (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 20905. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 20906. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 66.69 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 20907. | Mishel (holosight) | 66.69 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 20908. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 66.69 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20909. | yeet (yeetanut) | 66.69 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20910. | Anup (anpya) | 66.69 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 20911. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 66.69 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| 20912. | cherry (cherryleung) | 66.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 20913. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 66.68 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20914. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 20915. | Tristan (tristan_chan11) | 66.68 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20916. | pranked (pranker666) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 20917. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 20918. | Steven (ldlib) | 66.67 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 20919. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 66.67 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |