The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3588. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 60.07 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 3589. | dou (beahdou) | 60.07 | 93% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3590. | Cho (philcho98) | 60.06 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3591. | can (metincan) | 60.06 | 97% | 2011-11-02 |
| 3592. | Silver (silverknights1) | 60.05 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 3593. | Wendy (wendys) | 60.05 | 100% | 2014-10-10 |
| 3594. | Amit (pyroboy) | 60.05 | 96% | 2015-01-26 |
| 3595. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 60.05 | 93% | 2012-11-07 |
| 3596. | William (fiendchain) | 60.04 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 3597. | bilal (000901) | 60.04 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 3598. | Cora (tigercobra) | 60.04 | 96% | 2014-10-23 |
| 3599. | Abhishek (abhishek_07) | 60.03 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 3600. | typooker (typooker) | 60.03 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 3601. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 60.03 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 3602. | 0 (gochoo) | 60.02 | 96% | 2014-03-23 |
| 3603. | Younus (younuskhan) | 60.02 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3604. | k3pl4 (k3pl4) | 60.01 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 3605. | Jeremy (jcherian) | 60.01 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 3606. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 60.01 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 3607. | van loi (vanloi999) | 60.01 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 3608. | lim (yeeping1) | 60.01 | 93% | 2014-12-02 |
| 3609. | Hari (hari191197) | 60.00 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 3610. | Cody (sunk_c0st) | 60.00 | 91% | 2013-11-23 |
| 3611. | Karlis (tmtx) | 60.00 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 3612. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 60.00 | 94% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3613. | Lee (asdf755) | 60.00 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 3614. | vu pham (vpham125) | 59.99 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 3615. | Alien (alien11) | 59.99 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 3616. | Tim (tim88) | 59.99 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3617. | Veronika (kikinh) | 59.99 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |