Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here.
—from God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, a book by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6997. | Stalactic (stalactic) | 98.63 | 92% | 2016-08-27 |
| 6998. | FalkenFlyver (falkenflyver) | 98.63 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 6999. | Chetan (comhacks) | 98.63 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7000. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 98.62 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 7001. | Danny (d3ly) | 98.62 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 7002. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 98.61 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 7003. | egret (egret69) | 98.61 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 7004. | Gover (gover) | 98.61 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 7005. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 98.61 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7006. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 98.61 | 95% | 2016-01-07 |
| 7007. | Based (basedbranches) | 98.60 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| 7008. | Sandu (sidelikes) | 98.60 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 7009. | 👻 (damoru) | 98.60 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7010. | Hein (lihuasteel) | 98.59 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 7011. | Kewl (kewl_kid) | 98.59 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 7012. | Eve (evehelin) | 98.58 | 100% | 2019-11-02 |
| 7013. | Brian (beecampo92) | 98.57 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 7014. | Vab (vaheebee) | 98.57 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 7015. | Yechidah (yechidah) | 98.57 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7016. | Kritzlein (kritzlein28_) | 98.56 | 100% | 2025-03-09 |
| 7017. | Sam (irlsamuel) | 98.56 | 98.9% | 2024-01-23 |
| 7018. | Andrew (mizdachubz) | 98.56 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 7019. | wayland (kajprintz) | 98.56 | 100% | 2017-07-06 |
| 7020. | Jason (cherryitbruhnarutojizz) | 98.55 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 7021. | Anthony (avchen) | 98.55 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 7022. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 98.54 | 99% | 2022-11-10 |
| 7023. | pandy69 (pandy69) | 98.54 | 99.4% | 2024-04-12 |
| 7024. | . (offoff) | 98.54 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 7025. | zoger (blade8227) | 98.54 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 7026. | MDFG (zra3) | 98.53 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 66,078 | 81.08 | April 3, 2015 |
| Instant Death Mode | 124 | 89.04 | January 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 92.18 | March 11, 2021 |