Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23009. | J. (neoglitch) | 64.29 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 23010. | chad (chad111) | 64.29 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 23011. | samurai (tyreesamurai) | 64.28 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 23012. | KJM (exo_kjm) | 64.28 | 97.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 23013. | Westly (wslafleur) | 64.28 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 23014. | Evangelos (es305) | 64.28 | 90% | 2013-06-21 |
| 23015. | Michi (damike) | 64.28 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
| 23016. | domspy (dompy) | 64.27 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 23017. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 64.27 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 23018. | Sabari (sabari314) | 64.27 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 23019. | yu (jayu94) | 64.27 | 95% | 2013-10-01 |
| 23020. | Annie (anyhe) | 64.26 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 23021. | aiden (hiheyaiden) | 64.26 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 23022. | Tatum (tatumshay1) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-09-19 |
| 23023. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 64.26 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 23024. | Louis (louislam) | 64.26 | 97% | 2012-08-08 |
| 23025. | Rani (ron_22) | 64.25 | 96.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 23026. | abhi (abhi_sama) | 64.25 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 23027. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 64.25 | 93% | 2021-08-14 |
| 23028. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 64.25 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23029. | criscar (kisskar) | 64.25 | 91% | 2012-04-04 |
| 23030. | Yazan (yazan_shankiti) | 64.25 | 91% | 2015-09-03 |
| 23031. | Blake (samuryon) | 64.25 | 92% | 2017-01-27 |
| 23032. | Piyush (pius_88) | 64.25 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 23033. | eri (nanoeri) | 64.25 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
| 23034. | Rushabh Kanadiya (guitarher... | 64.24 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 23035. | Shubham Kawane (shubham_kaw... | 64.24 | 98.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 23036. | Nyrico (angelocuartel) | 64.24 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 23037. | Khan (khan2) | 64.24 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 23038. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 64.24 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |