So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11536. | Doman (domanskiee) | 82.52 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11537. | Adam (dorfinator) | 82.52 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11538. | neya (qyxs) | 82.52 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 11539. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 82.52 | 93% | 2012-12-06 |
| 11540. | Raagaception (raagaception) | 82.51 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11541. | Alexander (schrepfer) | 82.51 | 96.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11542. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 82.51 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 11543. | Ryan (revereri) | 82.51 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 11544. | Pakos (pakos) | 82.51 | 97% | 2014-12-30 |
| 11545. | Felix (ixi01) | 82.51 | 94% | 2012-08-17 |
| 11546. | Meledies (meledies) | 82.50 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11547. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 11548. | howiw.com (howiw_com) | 82.50 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
| 11549. | Bryce (skvnk) | 82.50 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 11550. | Brad (ltzkilla) | 82.50 | 91% | 2015-10-07 |
| 11551. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 82.50 | 98% | 2017-02-17 |
| 11552. | matt (mattratt) | 82.49 | 88% | 2016-04-18 |
| 11553. | Kai (ckai) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 11554. | yasmin (yasminplus) | 82.49 | 92% | 2011-05-02 |
| 11555. | Matti (laakos) | 82.49 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 11556. | Jake (pickofdestiny) | 82.49 | 89% | 2013-10-24 |
| 11557. | Reynol (arsen714) | 82.48 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 11558. | Maria (mariapuporivero) | 82.48 | 98.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11559. | Esme (esmeb56) | 82.48 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
| 11560. | paulo (ufvpaulo) | 82.48 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 11561. | Kieran (reptunia) | 82.48 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
| 11562. | Fuh (sheesh) | 82.48 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 11563. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 82.48 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11564. | Niclas (aegzor) | 82.47 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11565. | Stuart (superstu22) | 82.47 | 92% | 2015-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |