Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2388. | (swishy) | 110.08 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 2389. | (joel6677) | 110.08 | 99.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2390. | (kasiourasg) | 110.06 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 2391. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 110.03 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 2392. | Kinan (kinan) | 110.02 | 97% | 2012-08-22 |
| 2393. | (omni) | 110.02 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 2394. | (verrell1108) | 110.02 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 2395. | korupt (xpanda) | 110.02 | 92% | 2013-05-25 |
| 2396. | (painshock) | 110.01 | 94% | 2012-10-08 |
| 2397. | (peanutcracker1) | 110.01 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 2398. | (karlie1234) | 110.00 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
| 2399. | Siioh (siioh) | 110.00 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 2400. | (ek81) | 109.99 | 99% | 2014-03-22 |
| 2401. | (feelfree) | 109.99 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 2402. | (radical2009) | 109.99 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 2403. | (stupididiot9) | 109.99 | 96.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 2404. | (yasmen) | 109.98 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 2405. | (slowmech) | 109.98 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2406. | (veyloris) | 109.97 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2407. | (cornelius_d_funk) | 109.96 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 2408. | (shayneorok) | 109.95 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 2409. | (zeusjuice) | 109.95 | 97% | 2015-01-07 |
| 2410. | (arabtexan) | 109.94 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 2411. | (iconoclasm84) | 109.93 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 2412. | (matteo) | 109.91 | 97% | 2014-01-03 |
| 2413. | (upendi) | 109.91 | 98% | 2014-11-17 |
| 2414. | (amalgamot) | 109.90 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 2415. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 109.90 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 2416. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 109.90 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 2417. | (13yearoldprodigy) | 109.89 | 88% | 2015-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |