And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23024. | Brian (outremonde) | 74.32 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 23025. | Dejan (koliko) | 74.31 | 98% | 2013-11-25 |
| 23026. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 74.31 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 23027. | amit (boogeh) | 74.31 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
| 23028. | zythr (zythr) | 74.30 | 93% | 2017-02-04 |
| 23029. | Cam (archlinuxuser) | 74.30 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23030. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 74.30 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23031. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 74.30 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 23032. | Bilal (bilaltufail) | 74.30 | 98% | 2014-02-05 |
| 23033. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 74.30 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 23034. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 74.30 | 97.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 23035. | h (sedlife) | 74.29 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 23036. | R (salesforce) | 74.29 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 23037. | Tigran (tigran) | 74.29 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 23038. | :) (pennani) | 74.29 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 23039. | Themi (themis3000) | 74.29 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 23040. | xuan (xuan91) | 74.28 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 23041. | keith (packswim) | 74.28 | 96% | 2013-02-21 |
| 23042. | Ricky [Dvorak] (semithinkingd) | 74.28 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 23043. | Quang (disman123) | 74.28 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 23044. | g (madchopper) | 74.28 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 23045. | Abasar (abasar) | 74.28 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 23046. | Marilyn (marilyn_lun) | 74.28 | 94% | 2011-09-21 |
| 23047. | im SLOW (yashkumar0) | 74.28 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 23048. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 74.27 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 23049. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 74.27 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 23050. | Ethan (ethan568) | 74.27 | 92% | 2014-04-23 |
| 23051. | sweet (sweet_chillie) | 74.27 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
| 23052. | Matrix (matri) | 74.27 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 23053. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 74.27 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |