The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15721. | dijkstr4 (dijkstr4) | 78.94 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15722. | John (johnishere) | 78.94 | 98% | 2011-08-28 |
| 15723. | chris (maathew) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 15724. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15725. | Walnert (walnert) | 78.93 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 15726. | Tracie (masako) | 78.93 | 91% | 2011-07-06 |
| 15727. | Tomasz (jypnfevk) | 78.93 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 15728. | Antonio (senny22) | 78.93 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15729. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 15730. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 78.92 | 96.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 15731. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 78.92 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 15732. | Salttynooooodles (salttynoo... | 78.92 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15733. | Slack (slack) | 78.92 | 99% | 2014-12-17 |
| 15734. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 78.92 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 15735. | learner (learner89) | 78.92 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 15736. | keaton (keaton_____) | 78.92 | 87% | 2014-07-06 |
| 15737. | tstats[baekon3] (baekon3) | 78.91 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 15738. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 78.91 | 96.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 15739. | Naru (solvereign) | 78.91 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15740. | Douglas (dougiej) | 78.91 | 94% | 2015-06-22 |
| 15741. | Kamil (finessegod_) | 78.91 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15742. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 78.91 | 91% | 2014-02-10 |
| 15743. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 78.91 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15744. | Leonardo (killenom) | 78.90 | 96.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15745. | Matthew (wobblez) | 78.90 | 92% | 2015-09-27 |
| 15746. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 15747. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15748. | Richard (elevatecrazy_yt) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 15749. | b (bonkadonks) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15750. | Thiên (htxuvn) | 78.90 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |