As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7117. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 88.29 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
7118. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 88.29 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
7119. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 88.29 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
7120. | Jovana (jovana1000) | 88.28 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
7121. | Katerina (kprowe22) | 88.28 | 97.5% | 2023-10-13 |
7122. | Fate (fate_colemak) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
7123. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 88.27 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
7124. | Felipe (felipemin03) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
7125. | Josephus (josephus) | 88.27 | 94% | 2015-09-27 |
7126. | Philip (lindeman) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
7127. | Will (brannrl) | 88.26 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
7128. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 88.26 | 99% | 2016-12-04 |
7129. | Emre (eaydin) | 88.25 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
7130. | No Will To Live (acindivo) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
7131. | Superior (jacobsreturn) | 88.25 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
7132. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 88.25 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
7133. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 88.24 | 96.1% | 2023-10-05 |
7134. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 88.24 | 96.6% | 2024-03-17 |
7135. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.24 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
7136. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 88.23 | 98% | 2016-06-15 |
7137. | Jet (lightshade) | 88.23 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
7138. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 88.22 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
7139. | Amogus (trajojo) | 88.22 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
7140. | Ayame (zedphy) | 88.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
7141. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 88.22 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
7142. | randy (lordocoo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
7143. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 88.22 | 91% | 2015-11-04 |
7144. | Neal (cynicalone) | 88.21 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
7145. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
7146. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 88.20 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |