The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13041. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 84.09 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13042. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 84.09 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 13043. | Priv (priv_punisher) | 84.09 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13044. | Jared (jabber_) | 84.09 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 13045. | ulfryc (ulfryc) | 84.09 | 93% | 2013-07-07 |
| 13046. | Duck (duckduckwhale) | 84.09 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 13047. | William (wsbruzzi) | 84.09 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 13048. | Hamas Egypt (mohamedadel2000) | 84.08 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 13049. | Misha (mishazakharov) | 84.08 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 13050. | oiki (oiki123) | 84.08 | 98.1% | 2024-01-26 |
| 13051. | Papa (solutional) | 84.08 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 13052. | Nathaniel (zarrakk) | 84.08 | 96% | 2015-03-18 |
| 13053. | squidite (squidite) | 84.08 | 96% | 2025-10-18 |
| 13054. | Moulik (morocks) | 84.08 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13055. | An (iaman) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13056. | Exiledz (exiledz) | 84.08 | 92% | 2012-05-03 |
| 13057. | . (angelana) | 84.07 | 98.3% | 2025-01-14 |
| 13058. | Luca (lucmahon) | 84.07 | 96.5% | 2024-04-25 |
| 13059. | Char (airrifle4894) | 84.07 | 91% | 2011-12-16 |
| 13060. | Yasarkadata (yasarkadata) | 84.07 | 96% | 2024-08-05 |
| 13061. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 84.07 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 13062. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 84.07 | 98% | 2017-02-27 |
| 13063. | Shadow (shadow878) | 84.06 | 98% | 2025-07-31 |
| 13064. | Luke (vitae_) | 84.06 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 13065. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 84.06 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| 13066. | Abu (kabu22) | 84.06 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 13067. | Albert (callmeal) | 84.06 | 99% | 2025-12-17 |
| 13068. | Randy (chaos407) | 84.06 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 13069. | Will (quasiverse) | 84.06 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 13070. | Kuoro (kuoro) | 84.05 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |