So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16070. | Joe (cunny2) | 74.75 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 16071. | Will (barn) | 74.75 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 16072. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 16073. | Nik (iiirxs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 16074. | J (sriroo) | 74.74 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 16075. | Quan (tmquan98) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 16076. | Gonzalo (matarile) | 74.74 | 96.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16077. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 74.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 16078. | Hyena (wildhyena) | 74.73 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 16079. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 74.73 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 16080. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 74.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 16081. | R (laundromat) | 74.73 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 16082. | steele (steele22) | 74.73 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 16083. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 74.72 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 16084. | central_ba (central_ba) | 74.72 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 16085. | Ken (kenleung) | 74.72 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 16086. | Chili (chilicookie) | 74.71 | 92% | 2014-09-16 |
| 16087. | Mary (mborr) | 74.71 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 16088. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 74.71 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
| 16089. | Arikin (arikin) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16090. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 74.71 | 93% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16091. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 16092. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 74.71 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
| 16093. | Philip (teardust) | 74.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 16094. | Maza (lordmaza) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 16095. | kd (kdrai007) | 74.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16096. | Jason (pigglespd) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 16097. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16098. | AmStupid (punkendunken) | 74.70 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 16099. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 74.70 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |