Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1606. | John (seaofnonsense) | 85.26 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1607. | Pluto (paijwa) | 85.26 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1608. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 85.24 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1609. | Hunter (hvnter) | 85.24 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1610. | Ian (ihachey) | 85.23 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1611. | Jordan (oannes) | 85.22 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1612. | Geovanni (thatkidnamedgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1613. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 85.21 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1614. | Kowa (kowatagari) | 85.21 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1615. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 85.20 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1616. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 85.18 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1617. | Taylor (tayylorngo) | 85.18 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1618. | Andre (myagmea) | 85.13 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1619. | David (xifu) | 85.12 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1620. | WrexnessYT (ttv_notwrexness) | 85.12 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1621. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1622. | John (sprainedankles) | 85.09 | 100% | 2017-08-30 |
| 1623. | Sentai (sentai421) | 85.09 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1624. | momo (yaomomo) | 85.09 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1625. | Jared (infamousjj) | 85.07 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1626. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 85.07 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 1627. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1628. | glerou (tudesci) | 85.03 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1629. | numdegased (numdegased) | 85.00 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1630. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1631. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 84.98 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 1632. | Cash (javalich) | 84.98 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1633. | Tuan (gametip) | 84.97 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1634. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 84.94 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1635. | naviman (naviman) | 84.91 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |