The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12575. | Vignesh (viggie) | 84.13 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12576. | Patrick (crossuv) | 84.12 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 12577. | Jinx (couragemylove) | 84.12 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 12578. | Simon (szheng17) | 84.12 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 12579. | Kevin (kevbuns) | 84.12 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
| 12580. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 84.12 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 12581. | KW (kiawa88) | 84.12 | 95% | 2015-05-18 |
| 12582. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 84.12 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 12583. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 84.11 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 12584. | copy (copycruel) | 84.11 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12585. | Dustin (kustnodi) | 84.11 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 12586. | Z (rats4brainz) | 84.11 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12587. | Justin (justinmpark) | 84.11 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 12588. | Bekzhan (bzaareg) | 84.11 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 12589. | Le (leson2403) | 84.11 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 12590. | Tom (bigtom) | 84.11 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 12591. | Steve (stevenmnnguyen) | 84.10 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 12592. | Zane (ziggy9263) | 84.10 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12593. | Yantro (yantro) | 84.10 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12594. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 84.10 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 12595. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 84.10 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12596. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 84.10 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 12597. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 84.10 | 95% | 2013-08-27 |
| 12598. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 84.10 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12599. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 84.09 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 12600. | lokl0 (lokl0) | 84.09 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 12601. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 84.08 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 12602. | Infer (infernova_122) | 84.08 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 12603. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12604. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 84.08 | 97.3% | 2023-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |