I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9528. | Darryl (eyetoonz) | 87.66 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 9529. | Mio (miomi) | 87.65 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9530. | Blan (blanlita) | 87.65 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 9531. | David (dyslectric) | 87.65 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 9532. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 87.65 | 96.6% | 2024-01-22 |
| 9533. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 87.65 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 9534. | Vince (nsndo83) | 87.64 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9535. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 87.64 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9536. | Platanazo (platanazo2002) | 87.64 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9537. | Marshall (happygoat) | 87.63 | 95.8% | 2023-12-25 |
| 9538. | Magical Panda (magical_panda) | 87.62 | 99% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9539. | Alex (qourle) | 87.62 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9540. | pwp (fickypw) | 87.62 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 9541. | Gene (alterra_au) | 87.62 | 98.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9542. | Kevin (trunkate) | 87.61 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 9543. | An (annguyen5334) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9544. | love (toesofthedamned) | 87.60 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 9545. | Mazze (shadyone) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9546. | Haris (harisme) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9547. | Ryan (yanray) | 87.60 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9548. | Boichu (hubcio911) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9549. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 87.59 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 9550. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 87.59 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 9551. | Alan (alanyoung) | 87.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 9552. | Jason (jason621) | 87.59 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9553. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 9554. | exyreams (exyreams) | 87.58 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 9555. | Dat (datboidoe) | 87.58 | 92% | 2017-02-26 |
| 9556. | Hassan (hassansajjad) | 87.58 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9557. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 87.58 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |