So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12349. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 81.17 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 12350. | d3857265 (d3857265) | 81.17 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 12351. | EXTEMION (loowaikwan) | 81.17 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12352. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 81.16 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 12353. | Awful (sha0wn) | 81.16 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 12354. | Peter (beterban) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 12355. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12356. | Christopher (ironman31) | 81.15 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 12357. | Matt (mlefkow) | 81.15 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 12358. | Cole (beetlespoon) | 81.15 | 97.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12359. | Nix (nix_) | 81.15 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 12360. | Patrick (pawal001) | 81.14 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
| 12361. | Jargan (jargan) | 81.14 | 92% | 2016-04-23 |
| 12362. | Damien (dpj1975) | 81.13 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 12363. | Caesar (caesarp) | 81.13 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12364. | 🇮🇱💜LEAN💜🇮ðŸ‡... | 81.13 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 12365. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 81.12 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12366. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12367. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 81.12 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12368. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 81.12 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 12369. | kaylee (kayleee_p) | 81.12 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12370. | Gravy (gravyeyes) | 81.12 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
| 12371. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 81.12 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 12372. | Angélica (angie10410) | 81.11 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 12373. | Shayan (shayan98) | 81.11 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12374. | Shaikh Aman (dude0dude) | 81.11 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| 12375. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 81.11 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 12376. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 81.11 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12377. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 12378. | JoshAlfred (joshalfred) | 81.10 | 97% | 2012-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |