And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13253. | BIGKNEEGROW (evilturtles) | 91.08 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 13254. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 91.08 | 95% | 2013-11-03 |
| 13255. | Luigi (fiscario) | 91.07 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 13256. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 91.07 | 95.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13257. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 13258. | connie (conniexlee) | 91.06 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 13259. | vZEskimo (thesoftseal) | 91.06 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 13260. | Andy (haondy) | 91.06 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 13261. | Ray (applehihi1) | 91.06 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 13262. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 91.06 | 99% | 2019-09-27 |
| 13263. | johnballs (johnballs) | 91.05 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 13264. | torque (tipsytornado) | 91.05 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 13265. | a (jdlwahaha) | 91.05 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13266. | Oliver (oliverbk) | 91.05 | 96% | 2014-08-24 |
| 13267. | Kelvin (kyu1012) | 91.05 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 13268. | Claus (soul_claus) | 91.04 | 90% | 2011-12-02 |
| 13269. | LiberalismRules (liberalism... | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 13270. | Tony (meower68) | 91.03 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 13271. | Maros (wlkvr) | 91.03 | 99% | 2018-04-28 |
| 13272. | theo (mewtish) | 91.03 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 13273. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 13274. | Machine (guldan) | 91.03 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 13275. | Verso (verso) | 91.02 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 13276. | micro (goranb0607) | 91.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13277. | An (binhanle65) | 91.02 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 13278. | Leen (pogopanda) | 91.02 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 13279. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 91.01 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 13280. | Hapax (hapaxx) | 91.01 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 13281. | Sam (qroshi) | 91.01 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13282. | Blel (blel) | 91.01 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |