Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1836. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 82.65 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1837. | Slow (giorgiv4) | 82.65 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1838. | bonboy (bonboy) | 82.63 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1839. | Renson (renson1) | 82.62 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1840. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 82.61 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1841. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 82.61 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1842. | Adam (crazytrex) | 82.60 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1843. | Blue (blue_lux) | 82.60 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1844. | Checkmate (checkmateyeet) | 82.58 | 95% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1845. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 82.58 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 1846. | Nixon (nixon_the_cat) | 82.57 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1847. | Joe (jojorancu) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1848. | alex (humble_diligent) | 82.55 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1849. | Darisch (darischmanswag) | 82.54 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1850. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 82.54 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1851. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1852. | 四語千台 (yanagisawa) | 82.49 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1853. | Kim (frozencoolwhip) | 82.49 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1854. | Pepega (fips) | 82.45 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1855. | Ting (ting32) | 82.44 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1856. | Marc (marxotkin) | 82.43 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1857. | Erik (supernoob575) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1858. | Jackie (laserelite) | 82.42 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1859. | Janis (vigilante434) | 82.39 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1860. | Logan (cheesygoesfast) | 82.39 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1861. | Chris (nexthendrix) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1862. | Ita (ita17) | 82.38 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1863. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 82.37 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1864. | esskeetit (lukko) | 82.37 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1865. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.36 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |