I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1084. | goo (sm7177) | 99.37 | 96.9% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1085. | Krishen (krishenn) | 99.37 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1086. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 99.32 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1087. | CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) | 99.29 | 97.6% | 2024-01-12 |
| 1088. | Ken (aqckensan) | 99.29 | 98% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1089. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 99.26 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1090. | Cloud (bouncing_fishies) | 99.25 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1091. | Maestro (maestromeow) | 99.22 | 98.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1092. | Fernando (fcaye2) | 99.22 | 99% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1093. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 99.16 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1094. | Danny (ecgab) | 99.12 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1095. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 99.12 | 97.5% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1096. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 99.12 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1097. | Ethan (ethan_getgo) | 99.11 | 98.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1098. | Alec (supperz1) | 99.10 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1099. | Saucter (saucter) | 99.10 | 96.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1100. | Josiah (josiahkatty) | 99.06 | 96.6% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1101. | Somali (yahyaah209) | 99.06 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| 1102. | Geray (der3koy) | 99.01 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 1103. | David (frilless) | 99.01 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 1104. | Dan (hyva) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 1105. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 98.96 | 95.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1106. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 98.95 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1107. | Emma (nextexit) | 98.94 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1108. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 98.93 | 98.9% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1109. | Ziggy (ziiggy) | 98.90 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1110. | Elias (utoos) | 98.90 | 97.7% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1111. | Lowk (gae_23) | 98.90 | 97.9% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1112. | flibux (flibux) | 98.90 | 96.8% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1113. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 98.88 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |