I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30006. | Ghoy (ghoy) | 52.35 | 95.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 30007. | Murkpool (murkpool) | 52.35 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 30008. | Shing (ssshing) | 52.34 | 94% | 2012-07-08 |
| 30009. | const_art (const_art) | 52.34 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 30010. | Betelgeuse (betelgeuse2310) | 52.34 | 93% | 2023-06-13 |
| 30011. | Switch_to_Colemak (nuhyamin) | 52.34 | 89% | 2012-03-10 |
| 30012. | Thary (thary4) | 52.34 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 30013. | Stab (stabthedog) | 52.34 | 79% | 2015-01-20 |
| 30014. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 52.33 | 93% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30015. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 52.33 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 30016. | LucHa (lucha) | 52.33 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 30017. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 52.33 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 30018. | Eto (abdohalem) | 52.32 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 30019. | ユウ (bzagain) | 52.32 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 30020. | Jarkko (jl661) | 52.32 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 30021. | ha (htnga) | 52.32 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 30022. | Rodolfo (rojunman) | 52.31 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 30023. | heysung (parkheysung) | 52.31 | 92% | 2011-08-27 |
| 30024. | Tim (estsaugen) | 52.31 | 92% | 2011-05-02 |
| 30025. | James (jugglingking) | 52.31 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 30026. | paula (yahoogirl44) | 52.31 | 94% | 2013-11-22 |
| 30027. | Anna (anna512) | 52.30 | 94.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 30028. | HAFIZ (hafizshahzaman) | 52.30 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 30029. | scrawny (arpeggio) | 52.30 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 30030. | Smanatha (househippo) | 52.30 | 89% | 2017-01-03 |
| 30031. | Seth (bigtuna) | 52.30 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 30032. | Alex (alexey0) | 52.30 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 30033. | Alex (wu2481632) | 52.29 | 90% | 2014-07-11 |
| 30034. | Quintin (qt_parzival) | 52.29 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 30035. | Pongpan (pongpan) | 52.29 | 94% | 2022-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |