So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13598. | py (pytech) | 78.91 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 13599. | Norbert (norbearr) | 78.91 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13600. | Mr Happy (mr_happy) | 78.91 | 90% | 2014-08-03 |
| 13601. | \-vVv-/ (john_e) | 78.91 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 13602. | S A U N A (sauna) | 78.91 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
| 13603. | HD (hdcodecj) | 78.90 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 13604. | Theo (theoi) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13605. | Andres (failtrex) | 78.90 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 13606. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.90 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
| 13607. | Konstantinos (konstantop) | 78.89 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 13608. | Raven (crazyattack) | 78.89 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13609. | Drew (drews12321) | 78.89 | 86% | 2015-12-11 |
| 13610. | Pastry (pybu) | 78.89 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 13611. | JongYoon (jongq) | 78.89 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 13612. | Iro (iroijdik) | 78.89 | 95% | 2015-03-02 |
| 13613. | Le (badragon) | 78.89 | 96% | 2013-02-18 |
| 13614. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 78.88 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 13615. | Teddy (teddyh) | 78.88 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
| 13616. | Tyler (omni_aspect) | 78.88 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13617. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 78.88 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 13618. | Saeasd (axol578) | 78.88 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13619. | Bart (madhavgoyal) | 78.88 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 13620. | Roberto (yaboibigforehead) | 78.88 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 13621. | ingmundur (ingmundur) | 78.87 | 91% | 2016-02-29 |
| 13622. | Deathound (deathound) | 78.87 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 13623. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 13624. | Raoof (raoof) | 78.87 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13625. | slow (anjal23) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13626. | Samvel (samveland) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13627. | concheese (concheese) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |