So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34458. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 43.31 | 91% | 2018-10-07 |
| 34459. | Kevin (mellamokev) | 43.31 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 34460. | chealeu (chealeu) | 43.31 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 34461. | batir (batir) | 43.31 | 96% | 2012-11-30 |
| 34462. | Sultan (sulsul) | 43.30 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 34463. | Dia (msyu) | 43.30 | 78% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34464. | Ben (rumpus) | 43.30 | 95% | 2018-10-06 |
| 34465. | Kazem (kazemmech) | 43.29 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 34466. | Luke_ (luke____) | 43.29 | 93.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 34467. | zin (ziniis) | 43.29 | 92% | 2021-06-18 |
| 34468. | Sky (singhaakash) | 43.29 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 34469. | teytey (teytey) | 43.29 | 89% | 2011-08-10 |
| 34470. | Matt (ultforskuttle) | 43.28 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 34471. | jeff (jvaliente) | 43.28 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 34472. | Akrama (iloveumegha) | 43.28 | 90% | 2012-03-13 |
| 34473. | Wallace (wallacecffan) | 43.28 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 34474. | Jan (latino_dino) | 43.27 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 34475. | rvsbox (rvsbox) | 43.27 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 34476. | Chawakorn (wincsac) | 43.27 | 94% | 2016-12-10 |
| 34477. | Yaan (yaan) | 43.27 | 94% | 2015-05-14 |
| 34478. | Fredrik (vermin) | 43.27 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 34479. | Artery (artery) | 43.27 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 34480. | Mishal (myk96) | 43.26 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 34481. | apavadee (home094) | 43.26 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 34482. | Sevket (sevketbat) | 43.26 | 89% | 2016-02-14 |
| 34483. | Sorry noob (type88) | 43.25 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 34484. | Mirra (mirra1025) | 43.25 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 34485. | Yognedra (yogendra) | 43.25 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 34486. | Thrillex (thrillex) | 43.25 | 94% | 2013-03-27 |
| 34487. | Drake (butteryess) | 43.25 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |