So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20636. | Raymond (cathalus) | 67.53 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
| 20637. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20638. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 20639. | kojsot (kojsot) | 67.53 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
| 20640. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.53 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
| 20641. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 20642. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 67.53 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
| 20643. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 20644. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 20645. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 20646. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 20647. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.52 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 20648. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 20649. | Jacksonbrahz (jacksonbrahz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 20650. | neo (eliteneo) | 67.51 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
| 20651. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 67.51 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 20652. | Yaaaawn (yaaawn) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 20653. | ditalksy (ditalksy) | 67.50 | 91% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20654. | garbung (garbung) | 67.50 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 20655. | raffa (scoradian) | 67.50 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20656. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.50 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 20657. | john ray (johnray08) | 67.50 | 93% | 2013-04-23 |
| 20658. | Hellelujah (hellelujah) | 67.50 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 20659. | PEter (eganpg) | 67.50 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 20660. | Pain (pain_i5) | 67.49 | 95.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 20661. | Professor (fan_professor) | 67.49 | 95% | 2023-06-12 |
| 20662. | Neal (neealio) | 67.49 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20663. | Molloch (molloch) | 67.49 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 20664. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 67.49 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 20665. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 67.49 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |