And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38824. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 41.06 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 38825. | Dr.Keys (drkeys1) | 41.02 | 93% | 2022-06-27 |
| 38826. | raj bardhan singh rathore (... | 41.02 | 94% | 2021-11-19 |
| 38827. | bekzat (bekzattt) | 41.02 | 91% | 2012-01-21 |
| 38828. | Yajur (yajur17) | 41.02 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 38829. | madou (madou) | 41.01 | 94% | 2023-09-03 |
| 38830. | REGAN (jonathanreagan) | 41.00 | 94% | 2023-07-25 |
| 38831. | Sajad (khan_sajad) | 41.00 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 38832. | ritu (ritu3327) | 40.99 | 94% | 2021-07-25 |
| 38833. | mostafa (mostafa_zaghlol768) | 40.99 | 95% | 2023-03-22 |
| 38834. | Alperen (apleren) | 40.99 | 93.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 38835. | Joe (joeking1234567) | 40.97 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 38836. | Tuçe Selvi (tuceselvic) | 40.97 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 38837. | Dan (denydz) | 40.95 | 88% | 2014-10-11 |
| 38838. | chocolate (chocolatebt) | 40.91 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 38839. | Mr. Brightside (archest) | 40.90 | 87% | 2011-04-06 |
| 38840. | buljangnan (springrolls) | 40.88 | 95% | 2015-02-20 |
| 38841. | Moist (moist_ghost) | 40.88 | 93.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 38842. | Nathan (xzeroth) | 40.88 | 88% | 2013-10-22 |
| 38843. | Julien (se_brain) | 40.84 | 88% | 2016-12-11 |
| 38844. | Labione (labione) | 40.84 | 92.2% | 2023-08-15 |
| 38845. | Jana (haleyray) | 40.83 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 38846. | Muzammil (shadow7) | 40.82 | 90% | 2011-11-19 |
| 38847. | David (nacho_vidal) | 40.82 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 38848. | Anunad (anunadsingh99) | 40.79 | 93% | 2019-02-02 |
| 38849. | M4K3 (m4k3801) | 40.79 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 38850. | sher (sherahmad) | 40.79 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 38851. | katherine (cherrycream25) | 40.79 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 38852. | Christina (intsikita) | 40.78 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 38853. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 40.74 | 90% | 2016-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |