The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8611. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 103.72 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 8612. | The Real Snail (kelvin_paul) | 103.71 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8613. | Nima (eramthgin) | 103.71 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8614. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 103.71 | 96% | 2013-02-25 |
| 8615. | (larbob) | 103.71 | 98% | 2016-07-02 |
| 8616. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 103.71 | 98% | 2014-09-23 |
| 8617. | (trentono) | 103.70 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8618. | Daniel (ggimposter) | 103.70 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 8619. | (bigdubs) | 103.70 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 8620. | (geoffgm) | 103.70 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8621. | (zero90) | 103.70 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8622. | (jeffcolv) | 103.69 | 91% | 2012-10-01 |
| 8623. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 103.68 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 8624. | (booqueefius696969) | 103.68 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 8625. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 103.68 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8626. | (dandarandan) | 103.68 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 8627. | Chris (charlestownshend) | 103.67 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 8628. | (seergio137) | 103.67 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8629. | Comel (melody_flute) | 103.67 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8630. | (flyinglemon) | 103.67 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8631. | oreo (e00d) | 103.67 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8632. | (fudgecake6) | 103.67 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8633. | (tincan87) | 103.67 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 8634. | xyMY (xyrilcod) | 103.67 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8635. | (simon_) | 103.67 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 8636. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 103.66 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8637. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 103.66 | 92% | 2013-04-27 |
| 8638. | (stellarburn) | 103.66 | 98% | 2013-07-25 |
| 8639. | Sukant (sukant) | 103.65 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8640. | Alan (hey_alann) | 103.65 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |