See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2270. | John (jhakala) | 112.03 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 2271. | u (ugongetbeat) | 112.02 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 2272. | mr.hogsman (hogsman) | 112.02 | 96.6% | 2024-03-25 |
| 2273. | Tijme (nemjit) | 112.01 | 98.8% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2274. | Joy Bangla (orangeforest) | 112.00 | 99.2% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2275. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 112.00 | 98% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2276. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 112.00 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 2277. | Kot (kotkot7) | 111.97 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2278. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 111.97 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 2279. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 111.97 | 100% | 2021-07-01 |
| 2280. | Francisco (narfchi) | 111.95 | 100% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2281. | Poring (chidorio) | 111.95 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2282. | drnoobus (drnoobus) | 111.94 | 96% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2283. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 111.94 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2284. | HersheyK (hirzik) | 111.94 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 2285. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 111.94 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 2286. | Carl (doc283) | 111.91 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 2287. | Pavle (pajle) | 111.91 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 2288. | Ossi (xyeet) | 111.91 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 2289. | skippie (itsskippie) | 111.90 | 98.1% | 2024-01-06 |
| 2290. | kostia (kostia244) | 111.90 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 2291. | Daniel (errorbot) | 111.89 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2292. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 111.89 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 2293. | ynner (hiynnah) | 111.89 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 2294. | M♭ (museican) | 111.88 | 100% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2295. | stepoffthegas (stepoffthegas) | 111.87 | 96.2% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2296. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 111.87 | 97.3% | 2023-07-03 |
| 2297. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 111.86 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2298. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 111.86 | 97.8% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2299. | No one (howardog0707) | 111.85 | 96.2% | 2025-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |