Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1550. | สปริงหัก (b... | 90.32 | 100% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1551. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 90.31 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1552. | doquan (doquannnn) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1553. | Matthew (matthewhorus) | 90.28 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1554. | Hernan (caantics) | 90.26 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 1555. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1556. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1557. | sugi (dea_agent) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1558. | Clarence (thedolphinater) | 90.23 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1559. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 90.21 | 99% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1560. | Alan (codestar17) | 90.21 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1561. | Scrable (therealscrable) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1562. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 90.21 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1563. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 1564. | Stefan (stefantibulca) | 90.17 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1565. | James (james_m808) | 90.17 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1566. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 90.16 | 99% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1567. | Yom (qwerf) | 90.16 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1568. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 90.16 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1569. | Six (sixray) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1570. | lumpia (aurelia7) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1571. | pumpkinsoup1 (pumpkinsoup1) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1572. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 90.11 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1573. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 90.10 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1574. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1575. | Dylan (nazinipz) | 90.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1576. | Van (umbala_meo) | 90.06 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1577. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 1578. | Tom (tombertoli) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1579. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 90.02 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |