As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5304. | Snorlax (pidude314) | 96.26 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 5305. | poke (uuuuuuu7) | 96.26 | 88% | 2016-09-05 |
| 5306. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 96.26 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5307. | hero (herospart) | 96.25 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 5308. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 96.25 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5309. | zhem_ (zhem) | 96.25 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5310. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5311. | Vaishnav (thecookingcardsman) | 96.25 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 5312. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 96.24 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 5313. | Ben (_b3n_) | 96.24 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5314. | Ayyan (ayyanq) | 96.24 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5315. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 96.24 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5316. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 96.24 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5317. | kap (kappow) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 5318. | MIKE (mikeisbadandgay) | 96.24 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5319. | Daniel (delixx1) | 96.23 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 5320. | Chikin (sailestial) | 96.22 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 5321. | Mega Penys (xx69destroyer69xx) | 96.22 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 5322. | D (coatimundim) | 96.22 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 5323. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 96.22 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 5324. | Malcolm (shredsauce) | 96.22 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 5325. | Sky (skywalk_) | 96.21 | 97.6% | 2023-07-24 |
| 5326. | TCaz (tcaz) | 96.20 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5327. | Ze (ze_juicer) | 96.20 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5328. | Keyborn (keyborn) | 96.20 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 5329. | asdf (moistfriend2) | 96.20 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5330. | Person (relearner) | 96.20 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5331. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 5332. | Michael (thegul) | 96.19 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 5333. | David (dave_em) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |