The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17499. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 75.70 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 17500. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 17501. | daikon (daikon_n) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 17502. | Rizos (rizos) | 75.69 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 17503. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 17504. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 75.69 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17505. | David (wdnch) | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17506. | cool_whip (cool_whip) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 17507. | Josette (ceij12) | 75.69 | 98% | 2011-12-16 |
| 17508. | Pham (zatekusen) | 75.69 | 90% | 2012-09-29 |
| 17509. | Jeyson (canutex) | 75.69 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 17510. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 75.69 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 17511. | Fernando (fernandocnrs) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 17512. | Ferry (superipey) | 75.68 | 89% | 2013-09-25 |
| 17513. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 75.68 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 17514. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 75.68 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 17515. | Akshit (akshitx10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 17516. | Angelo (eimusupai23) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17517. | Evgeny (x1p234) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 17518. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 75.67 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 17519. | nondon (nondon) | 75.67 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17520. | Tim (xwrv) | 75.67 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17521. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 75.67 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 17522. | sara (sara1) | 75.67 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 17523. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 75.66 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17524. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 17525. | Mr. (dandymcgee) | 75.66 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 17526. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 75.66 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
| 17527. | (splendidrice) | 75.65 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 17528. | HyruleOrphan (hyruleorphan) | 75.65 | 93% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |