So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6403. | Maffew (wettham) | 94.14 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 6404. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 94.14 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 6405. | (hchow23) | 94.14 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 6406. | (typingmasterpro3) | 94.11 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 6407. | (skeef79) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 6408. | Steve (serialkiller) | 94.11 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 6409. | (hercule) | 94.10 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 6410. | (fennoooooo) | 94.10 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 6411. | (varauk) | 94.10 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 6412. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 94.10 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 6413. | (swashbuckle) | 94.10 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 6414. | (faithless) | 94.10 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6415. | (dkim00) | 94.09 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 6416. | (rickestsot) | 94.09 | 99.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6417. | (farzanhges) | 94.09 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 6418. | (saustintaylor) | 94.09 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 6419. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 94.08 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 6420. | (yessss_colemak) | 94.08 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 6421. | (xxxaqxxx) | 94.08 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 6422. | (xunming) | 94.08 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 6423. | (zengwendian) | 94.07 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6424. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 6425. | Cenozos (cenozos) | 94.07 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 6426. | (winber1) | 94.07 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 6427. | (thehappycatfelix) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6428. | (abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2) | 94.07 | 95% | 2014-08-19 |
| 6429. | (stojec) | 94.07 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6430. | (indires) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6431. | (easwans) | 94.06 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6432. | lis (lisss) | 94.06 | 97.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |