So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3758. | Kevin (kevinhuang) | 103.46 | 95% | 2012-09-12 |
| 3759. | Ray Philip (jhong050196) | 103.46 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3760. | Four fingers. (trankerlicer) | 103.46 | 95% | 2012-09-17 |
| 3761. | seez (seez) | 103.46 | 99% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3762. | Devin (devingalway) | 103.45 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 3763. | (kezar123456) | 103.45 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 3764. | (travis358) | 103.44 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 3765. | esther (estherry) | 103.43 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 3766. | (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 103.43 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 3767. | (anarcheril) | 103.42 | 98% | 2016-04-25 |
| 3768. | speedy (stanleyzhang124) | 103.41 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 3769. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 103.41 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 3770. | (zambodia) | 103.41 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 3771. | (gdeacon7) | 103.41 | 98% | 2014-04-06 |
| 3772. | (cmihai) | 103.41 | 91% | 2016-09-22 |
| 3773. | (batterypowered) | 103.41 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 3774. | (artoftypingfast) | 103.40 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3775. | . (xtypscer) | 103.40 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3776. | yjhuoh (yjhuoh) | 103.39 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 3777. | jonny (jlun23) | 103.38 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 3778. | Horas (hoho_au) | 103.38 | 91% | 2014-04-22 |
| 3779. | Arun (arun808) | 103.38 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
| 3780. | Sangyoung (ddragoons) | 103.37 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3781. | Patrick (patrickg3) | 103.36 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 3782. | (falseenvision) | 103.35 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3783. | (llongamy) | 103.35 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 3784. | Yami (yamiph) | 103.34 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 3785. | (immikeylee) | 103.34 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3786. | Joe (kingtoad) | 103.34 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 3787. | (sanel) | 103.34 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |