The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12882. | Vasilis (vasilisgeo) | 40.76 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 12883. | Kittirat (kittykhwan) | 40.76 | 97% | 2014-10-01 |
| 12884. | hao (aezro87) | 40.76 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 12885. | Ivan (kotka22) | 40.75 | 92% | 2018-01-19 |
| 12886. | Marin (martin012amgad) | 40.75 | 91% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12887. | Kush (kush_405) | 40.75 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12888. | Terence (kittygirl0070) | 40.75 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
| 12889. | Civic (eaf94civic) | 40.75 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12890. | Dermo (dermo1987) | 40.75 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 12891. | Pien (aukaukau2000) | 40.75 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 12892. | Aldrex (aldrex) | 40.74 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 12893. | akhi (akhilabairy) | 40.74 | 92% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12894. | Cloud (cloud_pt) | 40.74 | 94% | 2012-01-07 |
| 12895. | Kate (kates) | 40.74 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 12896. | Karine (karine25) | 40.73 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| 12897. | eni (winnie_eni) | 40.73 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 12898. | ancientkillerX (ancientkill... | 40.72 | 96% | 2017-06-25 |
| 12899. | Guru (guru_04) | 40.72 | 94.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 12900. | Herin (bluxygurl) | 40.72 | 96% | 2012-09-17 |
| 12901. | Chris (nyctjx350046) | 40.72 | 94% | 2018-11-29 |
| 12902. | hades (83hades) | 40.72 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12903. | Martin (suborx) | 40.72 | 92% | 2013-02-19 |
| 12904. | Naz (xtype) | 40.72 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 12905. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 40.72 | 95% | 2016-02-21 |
| 12906. | Ruwis (shavy_baloni) | 40.71 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12907. | theany (buntheany) | 40.71 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 12908. | Declan (tacticsow) | 40.70 | 94.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12909. | izuden (izuden313) | 40.70 | 95% | 2011-10-23 |
| 12910. | Camilla (tinytyranid) | 40.69 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12911. | Scott (offscott) | 40.69 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |