I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7539. | Patrik (pbody) | 96.20 | 100% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7540. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 96.19 | 99% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7541. | Julie (owen789) | 96.19 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7542. | John (equivocxl) | 96.18 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 7543. | mijac (mijac) | 96.18 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7544. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 96.18 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 7545. | Maggie (migggggie) | 96.18 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 7546. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 96.18 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7547. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 96.18 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 7548. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.18 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 7549. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 96.17 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7550. | Hannah (hanhaniee) | 96.17 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7551. | Om (omsharma612) | 96.17 | 97.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7552. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 96.17 | 98.8% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7553. | Brody (echo3006) | 96.17 | 98.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 7554. | MEN (menmentsu) | 96.17 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 7555. | Tzary (tzary) | 96.16 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 7556. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 96.16 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 7557. | Hector (altering) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 7558. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 96.15 | 97.6% | 2023-07-25 |
| 7559. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 96.15 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 7560. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 96.15 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 7561. | eg (eg__3) | 96.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-14 |
| 7562. | Elias (ejmurc) | 96.14 | 96% | 2024-10-29 |
| 7563. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 96.14 | 100% | 2023-09-05 |
| 7564. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 96.14 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7565. | Matei (matt_80) | 96.14 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7566. | Will (w1llmcl) | 96.14 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 7567. | balls (faygodreams) | 96.14 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7568. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 96.14 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |