And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5921. | mohsye (mohsye) | 109.02 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 5922. | simply (simbish) | 109.02 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5923. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 109.02 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 5924. | lieu (lieuzke) | 109.00 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5925. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 109.00 | 97% | 2011-12-24 |
| 5926. | dalineth (dalineth) | 109.00 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 5927. | Darth (darthbetterthanyou) | 109.00 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5928. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 108.99 | 97.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 5929. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 108.99 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 5930. | Marek (lypa) | 108.97 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5931. | Dale (dales) | 108.96 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 5932. | Anthony (agl80) | 108.96 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5933. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 108.95 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 5934. | Professor (professorpancake) | 108.95 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 5935. | Cobretti (cobretti) | 108.95 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 5936. | (: (mediac) | 108.95 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5937. | aa (cruglo) | 108.94 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| 5938. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 108.94 | 99% | 2019-07-25 |
| 5939. | Sonya (srscudder) | 108.94 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 5940. | (records) | 108.94 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5941. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 108.94 | 99% | 2013-09-06 |
| 5942. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 108.93 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5943. | Michelle (artisuseless) | 108.92 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5944. | Peter (meffisto420) | 108.92 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5945. | Peppito (peppito) | 108.92 | 93% | 2016-05-30 |
| 5946. | baethoveen (baethoveen) | 108.92 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5947. | Thomas (aeay) | 108.90 | 98% | 2014-11-07 |
| 5948. | ShiroRemi (general_major) | 108.90 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
| 5949. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 108.90 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 5950. | Kevin (kander37) | 108.90 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |