Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18443. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 70.61 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 18444. | (rubiks3) | 70.61 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 18445. | Kevin (chenboy) | 70.61 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
| 18446. | (critias26) | 70.60 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 18447. | John (drtype) | 70.60 | 98% | 2013-03-04 |
| 18448. | (socaldavis) | 70.60 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 18449. | Tobias (bengan3) | 70.60 | 91% | 2012-10-15 |
| 18450. | (ravenscholar) | 70.60 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 18451. | (ktypist_) | 70.60 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18452. | Arijit (arijitgupta42) | 70.60 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 18453. | Jacob (jacobr2d3) | 70.60 | 94% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18454. | will (ws103) | 70.60 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 18455. | babao (babao) | 70.60 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18456. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 70.59 | 95% | 2011-10-16 |
| 18457. | (jenney.mcfaddon@googlemai... | 70.59 | 97% | 2012-02-21 |
| 18458. | Alexander (mrknyaz) | 70.59 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 18459. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 70.58 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 18460. | (mezx69) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 18461. | (ritizzzz) | 70.58 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 18462. | gnot a gnome (xtphty) | 70.58 | 94% | 2017-06-25 |
| 18463. | Espen (espenbv) | 70.58 | 85% | 2012-09-28 |
| 18464. | hihi (kareka_) | 70.58 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 18465. | Junky (junkychunk) | 70.57 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 18466. | Kashfe (kashfesocer) | 70.57 | 95% | 2012-11-16 |
| 18467. | (kisg) | 70.57 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 18468. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 70.57 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 18469. | (icetwo) | 70.57 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 18470. | (dmcgann97) | 70.57 | 95% | 2023-07-07 |
| 18471. | (nagisaaliya) | 70.57 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 18472. | (poongla) | 70.56 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |