Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4831. | Trent (opman335) | 44.54 | 93% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4832. | Steve (stevelnv) | 44.50 | 94% | 2018-05-30 |
| 4833. | Zach (zachninjakiller6) | 44.49 | 93% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4834. | venus® (venuspailer) | 44.49 | 94% | 2018-01-04 |
| 4835. | sanita (szanne) | 44.49 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 4836. | Jonathan (jono_dvorak) | 44.47 | 93% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4837. | Jope (jope) | 44.43 | 94% | 2019-04-15 |
| 4838. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 44.36 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4839. | Raihan (raihan1) | 44.31 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4840. | Shehroz (shehroz737) | 44.30 | 93% | 2017-10-29 |
| 4841. | Janis (janisl1993) | 44.22 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 4842. | Muammad (saleem332) | 44.22 | 94% | 2020-01-01 |
| 4843. | D (nein9000) | 44.22 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 4844. | mzhang (data_m) | 44.21 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4845. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 44.16 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 4846. | Aashish (aashish_) | 44.10 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4847. | Kristopher (xtoffer06) | 44.07 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4848. | THE STARDUST (void07) | 44.05 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4849. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 44.00 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4850. | Peter John (peterjohn) | 43.98 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
| 4851. | Laci (billentyubetyar) | 43.96 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 4852. | hsl (hsl2363) | 43.96 | 94% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4853. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 43.95 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 4854. | ONE4EVER (one4ever) | 43.95 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4855. | Levon (lazer_zx5) | 43.93 | 94% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4856. | ᗜ Tim (timothyaveni_plover) | 43.89 | 89% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4857. | madhan (maddar) | 43.86 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4858. | Prakash (prakash_26) | 43.80 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4859. | sothea (sothea9) | 43.79 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 4860. | Abum (abum) | 43.77 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |