Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1753. | Ryan (novachamp) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 1754. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 88.27 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1755. | (silaada) | 88.25 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1756. | doniee (doniee) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1757. | Gervin (dumble_doge) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1758. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.24 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1759. | Andrés (ndrs) | 88.24 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1760. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 88.21 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1761. | kml (kml1584) | 88.12 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1762. | Robert (wobert_) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1763. | pingu (pingu_workman) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1764. | Eero (e007) | 88.10 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1765. | Finch (ficxjo) | 88.08 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1766. | (almqst) | 88.06 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1767. | Ket (ket93) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1768. | Frank (drummajor) | 88.06 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1769. | Tyler (xtios) | 88.05 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1770. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 88.05 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1771. | CHRON (chronnie) | 88.03 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 1772. | rngy (rngyy) | 88.02 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1773. | Nayie (tomichtom) | 88.01 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1774. | Sam (bixbyhall) | 88.00 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1775. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 88.00 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1776. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 87.99 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1777. | Big (pookpok) | 87.98 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1778. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1779. | Patrick (pawal001) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1780. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 87.97 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1781. | Shady (csmity) | 87.95 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1782. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 87.95 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |