So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31955. | rakesh (rakesh_rak) | 49.46 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 31956. | genova (fdy749) | 49.46 | 78% | 2016-01-02 |
| 31957. | Anthony (chrasion) | 49.46 | 85% | 2014-11-12 |
| 31958. | BEBROCHKA (bebrochka) | 49.46 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 31959. | You (andy0356117) | 49.46 | 95% | 2016-07-29 |
| 31960. | Victor (victorhugoflores) | 49.46 | 95% | 2014-08-10 |
| 31961. | Ice (typefreak) | 49.46 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 31962. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 49.45 | 94% | 2022-12-01 |
| 31963. | SHIVA (vishu_01) | 49.45 | 93% | 2021-05-15 |
| 31964. | lu xuemei (luxuemei) | 49.45 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 31965. | Ice (oxygenblood) | 49.45 | 90% | 2011-08-09 |
| 31966. | Mark (allmarktup) | 49.44 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 31967. | gusher (wizardlordbob) | 49.44 | 96.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 31968. | Shaishav (shaishav) | 49.44 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 31969. | Johrdis (johrdis) | 49.44 | 89% | 2014-08-23 |
| 31970. | Manan (mjp1271994) | 49.44 | 90% | 2015-09-15 |
| 31971. | Milaan (milaan_raj) | 49.43 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 31972. | Chrysos (chrysos) | 49.43 | 93% | 2023-05-27 |
| 31973. | XThnuder (xthunder) | 49.43 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 31974. | Tu (rose4) | 49.43 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 31975. | yy (ufotonyyu) | 49.43 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 31976. | Dan (diamond98) | 49.42 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 31977. | Radzik (r_dzik) | 49.42 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 31978. | Jeremiah (zzdaloranzz) | 49.42 | 92% | 2014-05-30 |
| 31979. | Mochamad Nurkhayal (mnkadafi) | 49.42 | 91% | 2016-02-25 |
| 31980. | Holy (dogfobia) | 49.41 | 84% | 2016-03-13 |
| 31981. | Mister Potato (weihow92) | 49.41 | 91% | 2015-07-11 |
| 31982. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 49.41 | 93% | 2011-05-21 |
| 31983. | Noob (braveyard) | 49.41 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 31984. | Sean (manbeervark) | 49.40 | 93% | 2014-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |