I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14347. | Joshua Rodriguez (joshuarf) | 78.62 | 94.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| 14348. | Carl32 (carl32) | 78.62 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
| 14349. | Gayathri (gayathri_prabhu) | 78.62 | 97.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 14350. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 78.62 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14351. | AK Flash (ak_flash) | 78.61 | 98.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 14352. | Albert (mudbert) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 14353. | Cameron Brown (cameron613) | 78.61 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14354. | Jim (sydxwvyz) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14355. | Eric (doze11) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 14356. | Akash (its_crown) | 78.60 | 96% | 2025-04-29 |
| 14357. | Kobe (y33yee) | 78.60 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 14358. | thebosssss (theb0ssman) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14359. | iceylemon157 (iceylemon157) | 78.60 | 93.4% | 2025-04-02 |
| 14360. | Rodrigo (rodrigo1020) | 78.60 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 14361. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 78.60 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 14362. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 78.60 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 14363. | cake (xsysi) | 78.59 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 14364. | Steven (swordyz) | 78.59 | 96.2% | 2025-01-24 |
| 14365. | lemty (lemty) | 78.59 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 14366. | pook-the-bear (pookthebear) | 78.58 | 98% | 2026-01-11 |
| 14367. | big (bigdaddy2k) | 78.58 | 94.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 14368. | Lin (ltf0501) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 14369. | IM-Z (therealxenogen) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14370. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14371. | Charles (imperative2) | 78.58 | 92% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14372. | LR (lenko) | 78.58 | 99% | 2017-08-14 |
| 14373. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 78.58 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 14374. | Chijindu (ene07) | 78.57 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14375. | tuyul (tuyulsipit) | 78.57 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14376. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 78.57 | 94.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |