And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1262. | pine (byanrona) | 134.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 1263. | Ryan (aigis) | 134.38 | 98% | 2013-03-05 |
| 1264. | SmashTrump (smash_trump) | 134.36 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 1265. | Topac (9topac) | 134.35 | 99% | 2015-01-22 |
| 1266. | Bucky (buckyx55) | 134.35 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1267. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 134.35 | 98.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 1268. | Foster (foxtrottheorem) | 134.35 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 1269. | Josh (shrekker) | 134.35 | 97% | 2014-08-06 |
| 1270. | Lulu (erkinb) | 134.33 | 100% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1271. | reghan is the prettiest (po... | 134.33 | 99% | 2013-09-01 |
| 1272. | Austin (uzarname) | 134.27 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 1273. | Rob (waboo386) | 134.26 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 1274. | (robby250) | 134.25 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 1275. | Nat (morghiad) | 134.25 | 98.6% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1276. | MySpaceBarIsBroken (kanto) | 134.25 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 1277. | Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) | 134.24 | 97.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1278. | rowan (darkeyeone) | 134.22 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1279. | Michael (owomichael) | 134.22 | 98.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1280. | Cowbell (morris_l) | 134.22 | 97.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1281. | piaero (piaero) | 134.22 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1282. | Steven (xsteven) | 134.22 | 97% | 2011-08-01 |
| 1283. | Tsuna (wezzzz) | 134.21 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 1284. | Mark (markwd) | 134.21 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 1285. | Steve (misterslin) | 134.20 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 1286. | Per (derevon) | 134.20 | 99% | 2012-07-07 |
| 1287. | Chris (photosynthetic) | 134.19 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 1288. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 134.19 | 98% | 2014-04-22 |
| 1289. | Wuzzup (wuzzuppeeps) | 134.18 | 97% | 2015-02-12 |
| 1290. | Nigel (3l81n50) | 134.15 | 96% | 2012-10-01 |
| 1291. | Charlene (xocharlene) | 134.14 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |