So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17463. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 72.29 | 95.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 17464. | Tony (adbaldini) | 72.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 17465. | Zane (zaneevo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2014-08-17 |
| 17466. | Makubex (makubex47) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 17467. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 72.29 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17468. | Amber (agardner) | 72.29 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 17469. | Vishal Gaur (vishgaur) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 17470. | Redox (heapingredox) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 17471. | Gannat (gannat) | 72.28 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 17472. | rustybananas (rustybananas) | 72.28 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 17473. | Kevin (jkcu) | 72.27 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 17474. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 72.27 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 17475. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 72.27 | 90% | 2016-03-11 |
| 17476. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 72.27 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 17477. | Michael (gaiden) | 72.27 | 99% | 2014-02-08 |
| 17478. | ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (h... | 72.27 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 17479. | Tempepper (smintz) | 72.26 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 17480. | Mery (mezfez) | 72.26 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 17481. | Nein (imperg) | 72.26 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 17482. | Matt (dazzles98) | 72.26 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 17483. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 72.26 | 98% | 2015-04-01 |
| 17484. | lmns (lmns) | 72.26 | 94% | 2015-03-04 |
| 17485. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 72.26 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17486. | Shelley (al_haqiqa) | 72.26 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 17487. | jb (woorie7) | 72.25 | 87% | 2016-05-18 |
| 17488. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 17489. | Charles (chocoboexodus) | 72.25 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 17490. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 17491. | Evan (ev28n88) | 72.25 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 17492. | Harry (morpheus_) | 72.25 | 96% | 2017-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |