I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5432. | D (ereda) | 98.83 | 98% | 2016-04-25 |
| 5433. | (laphroaig_neat) | 98.83 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
| 5434. | (tabakz) | 98.83 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 5435. | (muddchaofan) | 98.83 | 91% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5436. | . (cowsaysmooo4) | 98.83 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 5437. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 98.82 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5438. | (lighteningab) | 98.81 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 5439. | (lesson21) | 98.81 | 99% | 2015-09-07 |
| 5440. | (squalo101) | 98.80 | 96% | 2015-11-24 |
| 5441. | (frn4n) | 98.80 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 5442. | (smeej) | 98.80 | 96.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5443. | (teeburt) | 98.79 | 99% | 2025-11-03 |
| 5444. | (ianherndon) | 98.79 | 88% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5445. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 98.79 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5446. | (ahmed_rabie_eg) | 98.79 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 5447. | (lazor) | 98.79 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 5448. | Leo (leoxano) | 98.78 | 96.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5449. | (brandenclown) | 98.78 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5450. | (larrylarogapro) | 98.78 | 95.6% | 2023-06-10 |
| 5451. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5452. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 98.78 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 5453. | (walkert1097) | 98.78 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 5454. | (zaynium) | 98.77 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 5455. | (anarchyao) | 98.77 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5456. | (jmk1) | 98.76 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 5457. | (tsialas) | 98.76 | 100% | 2025-02-15 |
| 5458. | (aelius_colemakdh) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5459. | (puddlepoopin) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5460. | (rollno14) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5461. | (dnlhc) | 98.75 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |