And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8706. | Jacob (slashingpuma) | 100.87 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 8707. | Social (social_blunder) | 100.87 | 96% | 2011-10-04 |
| 8708. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 100.86 | 98.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8709. | Live (ugatyper) | 100.86 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8710. | Ryan (ryanhudson) | 100.86 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 8711. | kyle (kylesch) | 100.85 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8712. | Hanzhe (hz_chem) | 100.85 | 96% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8713. | clone (qlone) | 100.85 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8714. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 100.85 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8715. | Not (calcyon) | 100.85 | 94% | 2014-08-07 |
| 8716. | Bud (pimiento7) | 100.84 | 96% | 2014-10-19 |
| 8717. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 100.83 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8718. | DNF (lam4nk) | 100.83 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8719. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 100.83 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 8720. | w (wjockel) | 100.83 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8721. | Ryan (nonfiction) | 100.83 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8722. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 100.82 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 8723. | Black (blacksiderino) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8724. | Axolotl (xryoth) | 100.82 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8725. | Chris (havackus) | 100.82 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 8726. | Mitko (mitang31) | 100.82 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 8727. | pail (angertyper) | 100.81 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 8728. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 100.81 | 98.1% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8729. | Poop (danukas155) | 100.81 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8730. | Kex (kexlog) | 100.81 | 95% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8731. | Paolo (w00tgasm) | 100.81 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 8732. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 100.81 | 97% | 2015-08-22 |
| 8733. | George (doughnutcake) | 100.80 | 90% | 2013-03-06 |
| 8734. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 100.80 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8735. | Marvin (the_darkness) | 100.80 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |