Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39160. | (dest13) | 28.32 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 39161. | GiveBread (give_da_bread) | 28.32 | 91% | 2021-01-03 |
| 39162. | (naha_26) | 28.32 | 92% | 2021-08-28 |
| 39163. | (sooraj) | 28.29 | 91% | 2013-08-07 |
| 39164. | (markw3288) | 28.29 | 92% | 2022-03-09 |
| 39165. | (pussypoper) | 28.29 | 93% | 2018-10-05 |
| 39166. | (ricky) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 39167. | (garymt) | 28.28 | 82% | 2016-04-23 |
| 39168. | (pavlov) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 39169. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 28.27 | 94% | 2014-03-01 |
| 39170. | (thatguyjacob2) | 28.26 | 92.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 39171. | (suesuehello) | 28.25 | 91% | 2014-11-10 |
| 39172. | (vong_sak) | 28.24 | 91% | 2021-09-23 |
| 39173. | (jacklee) | 28.23 | 92% | 2011-05-19 |
| 39174. | (jessy123) | 28.23 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 39175. | (faizan56) | 28.23 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 39176. | Aldi (aldi1200) | 28.21 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 39177. | (xristobit) | 28.21 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 39178. | (aregos) | 28.21 | 94% | 2022-11-25 |
| 39179. | (uberjim) | 28.20 | 82% | 2015-11-29 |
| 39180. | (realsteel) | 28.19 | 93% | 2012-01-18 |
| 39181. | (aditya69) | 28.18 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 39182. | (hachi_roku86) | 28.17 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
| 39183. | (scottbarnresbass) | 28.17 | 92% | 2023-09-12 |
| 39184. | (ison) | 28.16 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 39185. | (riomz) | 28.16 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
| 39186. | (walker) | 28.15 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 39187. | (andy4287) | 28.14 | 95% | 2014-04-19 |
| 39188. | (nirvanee) | 28.14 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 39189. | (fireyfingers) | 28.14 | 93% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |