I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8391. | Spoodah (spoodah) | 87.25 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
8392. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 87.25 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
8393. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 87.25 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
8394. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 87.25 | 98% | 2015-04-21 |
8395. | Kevin (cutrone) | 87.25 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
8396. | Tetu (bwewts) | 87.25 | 97.8% | 2021-02-10 |
8397. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 87.24 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
8398. | Nolan (kiwiq1) | 87.24 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
8399. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 87.24 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
8400. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 87.24 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
8401. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 87.24 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
8402. | mashed_potato (hello_world199) | 87.23 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
8403. | Niccster (niccster10) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
8404. | Yeet (7373) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
8405. | Simo (gammaman999) | 87.22 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
8406. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 87.22 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
8407. | Protopot (azsatu) | 87.21 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
8408. | radical (xradicalalien) | 87.21 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
8409. | safuran (safuran) | 87.20 | 85% | 2015-06-28 |
8410. | Terameep (terameep) | 87.20 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
8411. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
8412. | human (ashmylan) | 87.19 | 97.4% | 2021-02-03 |
8413. | Thang (thangvu7) | 87.18 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
8414. | Armando (bicochito) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
8415. | Rearia (rearia) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-08-13 |
8416. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 87.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
8417. | Jan (yentzeg) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
8418. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
8419. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
8420. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 45,841 | 82.43 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 100 | 84.64 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 24 | 102.37 | March 7, 2019 |